In this week’s episode, Oscar and Michael battle it out to see who is the smartest person in the office, while Dwight and Pam face off about Dwight’s new cost-saving measures in the building. Let the Scranton games begin.

During his trip to the dentist, Michael learns more than how to brush and floss properly. He leaves gripped with fear that China is taking over the world making forks irrelevant and forcing everyone to practice the cello. Michael goes straight to the office to warn everyone of this perceived threat. When Oscar (a.k.a. “Actually” because of his annoying habit of correcting others) challenges the reliability of Michael’s cited statistics, the office is shocked to learn that Michael is actually correct for once.